Slippery Nipples

I thought a Slippery Nipple was just a drink. Well ok, I've also indulged in other types of slippery nipple, but I don't think I've ever seen slippery nippledom taken to as fine an art as this. Norgart. I don't think you'll find a definition of this art form anywhere else but the page where this piece of art is for sale:

"NorgArt is created by smearing the breast with paint and shifting the canvas around the torso to create unique textures and patterns, finer detail is applied using only the nipples. The result of this sensual foray into the world of contemporary impressionism is a beautiful arrangement of flowers in hot pink, sun-kissed yellow and sultry red, and is a unique and true celebration of female beauty."

So would any of our readers care to submit their own masterpieces? Let us know if you need a hand applying the paint (literally!) ;oD


12 Comments:

Blogger Her Daddy's Eyes said...

I'm off to try it out...*crawls in the back of the closet looking for the body paint*...I'll let you know how it goes.

~Eyes

August 14, 2005 8:47 PM  
Blogger Serena said...

You're going to regret the offer of a 'helping hand' the minute some meatloaf with double-D cup bitch tits takes you up on it.
Nothing like a handful of sweaty manneries in the name of art.

(how's that for a visual image ;)

August 14, 2005 8:49 PM  
Blogger Adeptus said...

Woohoo! Pssst, don't forget the pics ;o)

Just has another thought. You could combine the painting and pole dancing to get a "spray" effect as you whirl around :oD

August 14, 2005 8:49 PM  
Blogger Adeptus said...

Good God Serena! My poor brain! I'm gonna have to wash that image out somehow! *shudder*

August 14, 2005 8:51 PM  
Blogger Serena said...

Adeptus,
It's true, I would much rather lend a helping hand to a--well, any size cup for that matter of the fairer sex. That's a much more palatable visual: artist (i.e. giant breasts w/ paint) and assistant (female fondling said artist).

Is that better?

August 14, 2005 9:13 PM  
Blogger Her Daddy's Eyes said...

Holy crap...what a fab idea!
*Click, click.* Poll is now ready for dancing on!

~Eyes

August 14, 2005 9:20 PM  
Blogger Adeptus said...

Serena, Considerably better! :o)

~Eyes, you'd probaby better wear a crash helmet. It could be VERY slippy with paint and pole!

August 14, 2005 9:24 PM  
Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

Edible body paint could come in handy here...

August 15, 2005 2:43 AM  
Blogger Adeptus said...

Haa Haa! It'd be like going to WIlly Wonka's Chocolate Factory and licking the walls! :oD

August 15, 2005 8:11 AM  
Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

No, Adeptus. Licking walls is an entirely different fetish.

August 15, 2005 10:07 AM  
Blogger Adeptus said...

Maybe I've said too much...

August 15, 2005 10:10 AM  
Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

Too much is never enough.

August 16, 2005 12:03 AM  

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